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THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to gay broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


IN HELL -


TAGS: hell none dream like jersey
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Oh my gosh!! This is so awesome!!! Is there a way I can get this poster?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2011, 1:22 pm

send me a pm directly.
NumberXIII - October 6, 2011, 12:15 pm
Is there any way I can get this into a poster?
mariand - October 2, 2011, 8:31 am
Stunning...fav'd
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 1:50 am

ty...i think...lol
caveman - October 2, 2011, 1:29 am
Ex5eptional stuff


SENSE - This picture makes none


TAGS: jack sparrow clone empire star wars sense none
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Din Mama

boeweizer - April 18, 2010, 1:52 am
pirates vs. clone troops = no more pirates
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
eeeeeeeek. ok, I'm sorry, but that erks me beyond belief. "it doesn't" not "it don't" oh man. that is soooo incorrect. sorry. that just bugged me.
Woodywood03a - November 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
You are right... it don't
whatukno - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's cause your missing the 6 Jedi Ninja that are in this picture.
Jmac0585 - November 9, 2009, 3:52 pm
aPauling - look up Letters of Marque and Reprisal. The crown didn't "always" have a problem.
alIAS - May 26, 2009, 6:02 pm
''Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.'' Oh, so thats why Vader hired all those bounty hunters...
Charles - September 17, 2008, 7:28 am
The Empire frowns upon your pirate shenanigans.
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 10:55 am
Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.
Captain Jack Sparrow - September 7, 2008, 9:44 pm
Of couse it does, mate. It means I'm hallucinating because Elizabeth got rid of all my rum. Again.


BACK TO THE FUTURE - Deja View.


TAGS: ideas used original none cubby
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Derek - January 17, 2011, 10:49 pm
Deja viewed all right - at VeryDemotivational.
Anonymous2 - January 17, 2011, 8:45 pm
Great scott! That's heavy...
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:50 pm
One word...Robots. They are coming
Woodywood03a - January 16, 2011, 11:04 pm
Really.... wtf is going on here?


WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.


TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh damn... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


CHECK THE FINE PRINT - These Aren't The Virgins Achmed Was Expecting To See After He Blew Himself Up


TAGS: achmed dont want none of these virgins
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

Imants - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Achmed is in for a rape..


SENSE - This picture makes none


TAGS: none sense silly japp awkward costume mark disguise monster
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Andremann

SemperFIrebomb - January 23, 2012, 7:40 am
is it wrong to be aroused by this?
SemperFIrebomb - January 23, 2012, 7:40 am
is it wrong to be aroused by this?


Coffee -


TAGS: coffee coffee coffee gimme dat coffee and none of that frou frou crap
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Oldsod - November 16, 2014, 7:49 pm
...and thi5 goes into the Classroom File...God bless whomever boiled that first bean...
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:22 pm
I take mine with 2 cigarettes and just a drop of cream. Come on over...the pot's a brewing and the lighter is in my hand.
spacedog - November 16, 2014, 11:26 am
Amen to that Silver.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:22 am
Cup of coffee and a cigarette . . . calms me right down! Better than a valium salt lick! Lol!
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 10:12 am
It's near the top of my wet & warm list
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:32 am
Sadly, the placebo effect only.


SENSE: THIS PICTURE MAKES NONE -


TAGS: jedi toucan vacuum cleaner sense none
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by backofthehearse

TheBarnShark - May 12, 2010, 12:48 am
Spacedog FTW! That is shear genius.
spacedog - December 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
The dust mites are easy to scare, but they will be back in greater numbers.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
LAUGH, this poster makes none!


FAVORITISM -




SELLING LEMONADE? - Not on my watch! deleted deleted


TAGS: none
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Chris



BLISS -




WHEN IT WAS A GAME... -


TAGS: none of that fancy coleco graphics
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:10 pm
lol I've had Vice City forever, and still haven't getten around to beating it. I do, however, love getting the different weapons and beating the shit out of bystanders. The tank cheat code is good for an hour of fun.lol
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 11:02 pm
Time spent playing the game : 2 hours Time spent running people over and screwing around : 12 hours
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:57 pm
GTA? I played that a couple times. Pissed my friend off.... sat on the roadside, listening to the radio for an hour. Vice City.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:56 pm
Aaaaargh! Both of these ones have adam's apples!!!!
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:51 pm
You guys are talking about GTA, right? Right?
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
don't forget to check her adams apple
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
Just buy her a drink and talk to her... she'll tell you how it'll come to fruition.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Yes, but we get to decide how the hooker dies. That takes some thinking. lol
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:39 pm
Especially with today's hi-res.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:38 pm
lol I see what you mean. The gloves look like ovaries. That's imagination.
Who Cares? - January 10, 2010, 10:37 pm
Well vagina boxing needs to make a comeback.
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 1:09 am
Thats not to say video games today aren't imaginative, simply most kids don't much have an imagination anymore. I'm not saying this as a huge gamer......
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 1:05 am
It's true, too.
CANADA - January 10, 2010, 12:52 am
LOL! i have that game for my Atari
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:34 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:26 pm
And it's another right jab to the v-jay jay...
Who Cares? - January 9, 2010, 11:23 pm
Is that two uteruses, er uterusi...um..woman parts fighting?


LAME TOYS - That's why we GREYBEARDS are tough! If we couldn't afford them...we made our own toys!


TAGS: toys electronic none
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:21 am
Man, I used to play this damn game too. If Nintendo was crack, this would be the Quaaludes.
hoser - April 4, 2010, 12:23 am
5L for nostalgia
Chompers - April 4, 2010, 12:23 am
All of my toys were hand me downs from my parents, so I still had most of this crap. And I had the football version of the game in the poster.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:40 pm
I had the Evel Knievel stunt bike (had a base that you cranked to wind up the speed). And, of course, the tyco electric car track sets.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:38 pm

never thought of that, glad she didn't
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:37 pm
I'd have to guess that pulling it out of you like you were one of the cars might hurt just a little more.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:35 pm

hit me with it....that this strip hurt more than the track from the race car
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:33 pm
No, but she mooned me once... and that's far more traumatic... wait, she hit you with it, or insert it?
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:31 pm

well, you probably never mooned your mom either.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Wow... I never got beat with my own toys. Just wooden spoons and belts.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:29 pm

I threw those away after I found out the zip cord made a lethal weapon for mom wneh I step out of line.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:27 pm
Hell yeah! How about Smash-up derby cars (SST) - with the zip-cord?
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:22 pm

remember rockem sockem robots?
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:21 pm
Moms... pffffft. Don't understand stealth paint.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:20 pm

my m om wondered why I need mini spray paint cans to paint my model planes, yet they were always stock grey when they were done
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:19 pm
LMAO! Went through a tube every week, yet only built snap-tite model planes and cars, huh?
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:17 pm

nope, I was just using the glue
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
You weren't using Lincoln Logs for building a cabin, were you?
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:15 pm

aggy, it wasn't the sit'n spin that killed those brain [email protected], why behave now?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:13 pm
Oh, shit. I'm gonna get in trouble. :( I forgot, I'm behaving.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:12 pm
Because of the sit-n-spin? Most girls credit twister... or the electric vibrating football game.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:12 pm

you can still have a sit'n spin...just lock the door.
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
I used to have a sit 'n' spin... Then, I had kids. :(
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:09 pm
Well, rerun... it clearly killed enough braincells... read back a few comments. LOL!
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 11:09 pm
Rerun we don't want to hear about your sex toy collecti... Oh.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:09 pm
LMAO - that's racist, produce!
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:08 pm

what about the sit'n spin and the big wheel?
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 11:07 pm
Yeah I remember the basketball one. I basically dominated on it.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:06 pm
Dare I take us back to the Wheel-O?
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:06 pm

I had one of these, thing it was blue or green
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:05 pm
This helped regain your hand-eye coordination after losing untold brain cells on the sit-n-spin.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:05 pm
Later on, there was one with little balls and U-shaped ledges, then the basketball hoops one (2 player option).
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:53 pm
I had like, three of these things. There were different games, eventually. LoL


Sense -


TAGS: none blind nonsense stupid forums
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Whirly22

energy - November 3, 2008, 11:31 am
the one here, correct. but there are come that have a "read aloud" option, but i haven't seen many in use yet.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 10:35 am
-- they are completely visual and meant to be unreadable by computers.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 10:35 am
I have a family member who teaches the visually impaired and everything energy has said is true. The assistive technology these days is awesome and getting better. They can follow links and everything online. Probably capchas are the exception because
Culos - November 3, 2008, 9:59 am
First LOL today, thanks Porcelina
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 9:58 am
but.. fucking fuck fuck graphic fuck fuck fucking fuckedty fuckers fuckaloony toon
energy - November 3, 2008, 9:51 am
yes. it will tell you everything the mouse touches and where the cursor is. /usability class.
Culos - November 3, 2008, 9:48 am
So I guess it will also fucking tell you where the fuck you have to click for the fucking administrator?
energy - November 3, 2008, 9:46 am
for someone with the name logicdude, you sure don't have any. the screen reader program will fucking read it to you. try using fucking google you fucking stupid fuck before you fucking talk about shit you don't fucking know about. fuck you're stupid! i in
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 9:32 am
energy this makes as much sense as braille on a drive-up ATM -- if you're visually-impaired, how can you read the notice?
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:52 am
it makes perfect sense- if you knew anything about web design. there's a thing called a screen reader that... get this... reads the content on the page to you... for... people with visual impairments. go to school once in a while.


LIFE - You don't have one.


TAGS: parrot idiot retard life none motivator
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by ShibusChrist

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 1:02 pm
Please let this tunnel die a quiet death.


SENSE - I Make None Either...Cause I Make These Things...




Tee hee -




Insecure Women -




HERE WE SEE THE FORUM TROLL - SUCKING UP A NEW LOAD TO SPEW this is also the perfect time to attack GO FOR IT!


TAGS: i would say go for the balls but we all know they got none
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 2:35 pm
BUWAHAHAHAHA!!! WE EATSES THE TROLLS!!!
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:36 am
LOL! Winning hearts and minds, phy? This is a troll magnet! 5 ballsy L's!


STRINGRAYS -


TAGS: none safe ocean
Rating: 2.13/5
Doc - July 1, 2009, 5:34 am
Some critter has watched waaaaaay too much "Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea"


YOUR BALLS -


TAGS: balls your nonexistant
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:55 am
Before you practice Karate with somebody.............make sure they actually LIKE YOU first.
Random - May 13, 2009, 7:22 pm
Then how do they hurt so much?!


SENSE - this picture makes none


TAGS: sense this picture makes none
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by SynIkaru

agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:11 am
A=sense. B=Motifake. If A=B, then this poster is true.


Sunny Side Up -




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